Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Morning Laughs

Rylen and I went for a walk early this morning and closer to the end of it he started to fuss. I knew right away what the problem was. He had a messy diaper so we hurried home. After cleaning Rylen up I was unfolding the new diaper when Rylen decided to make another mess on the change table. I called for Andrew to give me a hand. I cleaned Rylen up again and handed him off to Andrew to hold. As I was trying to replace the change table cover Andrew yelled out "He's peeing on me! Get him off, get him off!"
I looked over and all I saw was Andrew standing in his underwear holding a naked baby with pee dripping all down the front of his chest. I burst out laughing!
Seeing that Rylen had stopped peeing I told him to hold on and I was hurrying to get things done. Then Andrew cried out again "He's still peeing on me! Quick grab a towel! Oh my god, get him off of me!" I guess Rylen wasn't finished after all.
(Remember Andrew is so freaked out by Rylen's body fluids that last time he sprayed Windex on himself)
I cupped my hand below to catch most of the pee which I knew was pointless but there was nothing else I could do. I was buckled over laughing so hard that I was crying. It was the funniest thing to see, a grown man being afraid of his sons pee. As soon as I got myself together I took Rylen to change him and Andrew headed straight for the shower.

Thanks for the chuckles this morning Hun, I knew I could count on you!

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